No Cunts Des 2 Door Mat

Now look, if you’re not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we’re not afraid to sell them!
We take no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen/Jehovah’s Witnesses

• 40 x 60cm size
• We’re highly absorbent, holding up to 10x the weight in water, dirt and debris. Keeping that pesky stuff outside rather than on your freshly mopped floors. (Aah!)
• Doormats are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use. A sheltered or weather protected area is recommended for its longest life.

Before being lovingly hand-painted by our art squad in the uk, our mats are ethically made

Please be aware that a natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks… hey, just like me and you!